At some point in your life, have you ever thought to yourself, "I can't believe I/she/he/they just said that!" and wished you could write it down for posterity?
I did. As I have told my friends and family for at least two years, I evidently live in a sitcom. Therefore, the things I hear on a daily basis must be seen to be believed. That's why I began "The Quote Wall". There are far too many things on it for just one post, so I'll probably just put up 10 quotes at a time.
Make of these what you will, they're usually taken best without context.
I am not responsible for any insanity that may occur after reading these.
1. "When your stomach sounds like a jet plane coming in for a landing, that's bad, right?"
2. "No, sis. You may not fire your pinky toe."
3. "My mouth! My braiiiiin! This must be a form of Hades: spicy ice cream."
4. "Murder is never age appropriate!"
5. "I said form of Hades! Not dorm of Hades!"
6. "Yeah? Well at least my mom has a face!"
7. "Either these jeans are very slimming, or my legs are shaped weird."
8. "Y'know, if we were dumber people, that would be really awesome!"
9. "All's fair in love and murder." (Actually, my mom said that, watching me chase my older brother through the kitchen with a rolling pin after he stole something from my plate. Word to the wise: don't steal my food.)
10. "Ah, I fold. I know you, you probably don't have anything, but you're crazy!"
This is stuff I hear all the time. You never know what's going to show up on The Quote Wall.
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