The Beginning

I am a human being.

Look directly at me in the sunlight, and you'll probably see an average young woman from the South with short blonde curls and wide blue eyes.

Look a little closer, and you might think I look like the stereotypical damsel-in-distress from a 1940s movie. (I've been told that I have a quality somewhat approaching retro innocence about me)

Stand near enough to hear me speak, however, and the previous ideas may die a horrible death.
I can be excruciatingly bizarre.

What can I say? I cannot safely place myself in one personality stereotype or another. One day, I'll look and act the part of the 1940s woman, then next I'll wear my Skyrim shirt and talk Transformers with my friends.

I named this blog "Apparently Unexpected", because I have accidentally shocked one or two people by saying the strangest things at possibly inopportune times.

Expect no sanity on this blog: we're all mad here.