Return of the Quote Wall!

Things that I didn't post on the last wall of insanity.

I haven't posted in ages ('_') My apologies if anyone was looking for posts from me...I literally forgot I had a blog over Christmas break.

As with before, there may or may not be a context to go with the quotes, and I am not responsible for any madness that results.

1. "Considering last night's adventures, I find that to be in very poor taste!"

All I'm going to say about that one is that in the previous night, someone had been ill and that same someone found a humorous picture of a reindeer being ill the next day. Did I mention it was the morning following Christmas last year?

2. "Ben had the brilliant idea of having Moe's cater our wedding." "Oh God bless 'im!!"

My sister and my mom discussing weddings. My family likes Moe's. A lot.

3. "Aw, it's not that bad. Cadavers smell worse!"

I have a friend who works in forensics. All I'm going to say about that one.

4. Babysitting a one year old girl, I suddenly sneezed. She was so proud of herself for knowing what to say when people sneezed, she threw her hands in the air and shouted, "AMEN!"

5. "Now I have to go write an essay...in blood...probably my own, preferably someone else's..."   "I'd help you, but all my ideas involve non-justifiable homicide."

Finals week: when all us crazy people can no longer masquerade as sane students. Of course, it was also 9:00 pm and we'd both had coffee.

6. "And you...I don't know your name, but I'm just gonna call you Dresden from now on."

See post: "The Nickname" for explanation

7. "We are haphazardly on the side of good."

Mad Libs are great fun, especially on road trips.

8. "We could do something else, like pour out rage and malice upon the Heartless."

My youngest sister calmly suggesting afternoon activities.

9. "I am a corrupt chicken!"

Okay, so there's this board game called "Chicken Caesar". We discovered it in Firefly Games (which, as a girl, walking in there is fairly amusing because I'm staring at all the Yu-gi-oh cards and sometimes the people playing games start staring at me like, "There's...a female in here. I don't know what to do with this...). Anyway, we were playing the game and one of my sisters had another player's chicken senator assassinated and then she ended up as Caesar. That was her reaction.

10. "Ahh, marshmallow heaven!"  "...as opposed to, say, marshmallow vodka. Which is what happens to marshmallows that are bad."

I had just found the softest, fluffiest couch in the world in a store. Oddly, it was right next to the wines section of the store, and we noticed something called marshmallow vodka. Frankly, I think that sounds disgusting, just saying.

11. "After 10:00, there is no grammar."

'nuff said.

12. "Where did Erin gone?"  "....gone?"   "It's after 10:00 somewhere."

see above

13. "Hey, are you in the Progress of Redemption class?"  
"Yeah."

"Oh, okay, who teaches?"

"I sit next to you!!!"

(me and another student, who forgot that she sat next to me in class.)

14. "For a second, it looked like you didn't have any feet."   "Yeah...I probably don't."

I'm just going to let you all guess on this one. ;)

15. "Skunks are like the unicorns of the jungle!"

I'm actually not sure what the context of this was, so I'm in the dark too.

16. "I love hearing the rain tapping on my window!"

"That's not the only thing tapping on your window!"

My sister and her roommates over at the house, cooking, and trying to out-creep each other. It was awesome.

17. "Are you aware that you have a belt tucked into your back pocket?"  "Yeah, Hannah put it there."   "Oh goo- wait. And the circle gets weirder." 

More things that I've heard on my hall before 8:30 in the morning. Pre-coffee, humans are hilarious creatures.

18. "I want to be hugged....by a sandwich!"

19. "Do we really need two? I mean, come on! The building's not even in flames!"

Girls' side of campus had the most. sensitive. fire alarms. ever. I think its probably fixed by now, but I'll bet the firemen got sooooo tired of having to come out to the school just to find out that it was another false alarm. The residents got pretty tired of it two, hence the next quote.

20. "Firedrills: a study in senior year apathy."

21. "I don't like traditional monkeys."

Actually, that isn't what he said, but that's what I heard and I was very confused.

22. "Gentlemen! I have a proposition!" says my brother as he walks into the house. I don't know why, but my immediate response was: "We kill the Batman?"

23. "What a weird word: ultrasound!"  "Yeah, that's something we men don't really know about."  "Sounds like a Transformer! Ultra Sound!"

That was two male students and a teacher in my TEFL class. They're kinda awesome that way.

And last but not least, from the same Christmas party the previous quote came from,

24. "How do some people not have birthdays?!"  "Because Charlie was left here by a spaceship."

It's probably funnier if I don't explain.