"I am quite certain," said the blogger, "That half the fright of a spooky story lies in the telling."
And of course, I think it must be true. After all, all those childhood urban legends (see "On Scary Stories) and frightful tales should not give us half so many goosebumps if they were told in a dull and lifeless manner.
So what has that got to do with a Walmart?
(Disclaimer: I've nothing against Walmart. It's a terribly convenient place with a good produce section. Except on Christmas Eve when all the late shoppers come, and the place turns into Walmargeddon.)
Well you see, a few weeks ago while grocery shopping, I had a rather odd encounter. I realized that, if given the proper verbal framework, it had the potential to be a creepy little tale. Told otherwise, it might be taken as more humorous.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Vanisher:
About two weeks ago, I went grocery shopping at the local Walmart. I decided to stop by the book section to see what they had.
On my way there, I passed a young mother pushing a cart with a baby boy staring at a box he'd grabbed. Running ahead of the cart was a little girl no older than four, with a pink sundress and long brown curls.
" Wait, sweetie, not so fast!" The mother said placidly.
I passed all three of them and settled into the book aisle. I had just picked up a brightly colored fantasy book and was flipping through the illustrations when the same little girl darted past me.
Once more, I heard her mother call her, but the giggling preschooler skipped around the corner.
Then the giggling stopped.
So did the sound of little sandals.
The mother and baby brother came into the aisle at a sedate pace, seemingly unconcerned, but I was curious: what was the little girl up to around the corner? I put down the book, stood up, and walked around the corner.
There was no one there.
Mind you, it's a very small book section, shaped vaguely like a "E". She might've run out the other branch. Still, it was just small enough that I feel I should have heard or seen her leave.
She had only run around the corner about three full seconds before I went to check. Somehow, the little girl had completely vanished.
As the mother did not look worried, I said nothing and went back to my shopping. Still, I couldn't quite get it out of my mind. What had happened? How had she left the book section without me seeing?
I later saw her checking out with her mother and brother, which was rather reassuring. All the same, I can't help but wonder: how did the girl vanish? And where did she vanish to?
(Insert X-Files theme)
See? The once semi comical story becomes a little creepy!